Broforce – The Expendables, but in a game and not PG rated!
Yes Broforce, unlike The Expendables 3, this is not PG and has enough blood, action and 80’s/90’s action heroes, it should almost be illegal. but unlike some certain movies that are illegal, I am very glad that this game is not illegal. It is fun fun fun, in the sun sun sun with goldfish nibbling at my toes kinda of fun. Let me explain after the our gameplay below. Even watching for a few minutes will set the tone!
Broforce – And some of the Bros that you will be controlling!
Snake Broskin, the Broforce of Snake Plissken (I thought he was dead)
Part of the game is unlocking characters as you go, which is great. And there are some very pleasant suprises on what characters there are. I am going to choose 2 of my favourite.
Firstly, lets meet Snake Broskin, which is Snake Plissken(call me Snake) from Escape from New York, Escape from LA. Incidently, the second video below is our cover of Escape from New York. Listen to it, it’s the tops of the pops! He has a silenced automatic machine gun as his standard attack, and his special attribute is to throw a hologram decoy of himself. If he is killed and the hologram is active, he will teleport back to himself. In covert machines his handy glider can come in, well, like I ask the missus sometimes, handy.
Brobocop, the Broforce of Robocop (Dead or alive, you are coming with me)
Yes, Brobocop, who is Robocop (Serve the public trust), if you don’t know who Robocop (Protect the innocent) is, then that is a problem, but the situation is far more fun than tedium. Watch the first Robocop movie from 1986. You will be very pleased indeed. But dodge the sequels and the remake. The remake of Robocop is alright, but the first one is more a parody and political farce that it is just brilliant! Brobocop (Uphold the law) is a great character as his primary attack, if you hold down the attack button, the amount and rate of fire of his AUTO-9 automatic pistol increases and unleashes a stream of deadly bullets. His special skill is that he can target individual enemies with his targeting computer, and attack precisely. See below for my take on that.
Look, most of the above will not make sense unless you watch Robocop the original from 1986. So go watch it! It is worth it. And yes, technically I agree, it was just a glitch. (That will make sense when you watch it, you cannot disagree with him)
Broforce. Get it, Get it NOW!
Don’t make me Shia Labeouf you, click HERE and buy this game cheap. It is a fantastic buy, you can even play with your friends and blow everything up! And such a stress relief!
If I were to sum this game up, I would say it’s:
The problem with above is that he reminds me of Inigo Montoya from The Princess Bride. So I have just ruined my own childhood.
Greeeeeeeaaaaaatttttt. More rum needed.